Name something you might say to a damned Spot. Steve Harvey: 100 people surveyed, top 5 answers on the board. Stewie: Aw, man I-I must have amnesia or something cuz I don't fucking remember inviting you guys. Lois: Grown woman? Daddy, I'm 13! Carter: Shh! Don't say that! Tell people you're 9! You wanna get married or not? You're a grown woman now and it's time for you to get married. We got inch-wide masks over just our eyes with the rest of our faces plainly visible.Ĭarter: Juliet, honey, we need to talk. I'm gonna go break wieners off statues.Ĭleveland: Are we even supposed to be at this party? If they find out we're Montagues, they might razz us! Peter: Relax, no one's gonna recognize us. I'm exhausted with being told "no" and now I'm married. What was the point of this whole merger?. Peter: Now that we're owned by Disney, we can have Hercules here. Joyce: But first, in tragedy news, your queen, Helen, has run off with Paris, back to Troy. Tom: Coming up, Greek food voted burpiest in the world. Peter: Now, if you'll excuse me, Helen's in my cabin and I thought I'd give heterosexual sex a try. Actor: To the other side of that hill and beyond! Cleveland: That's as far as we know about right now. Cleveland: Yeah, I'm just gonna plop down with my kids and watch Troy Story. Quagmire: Man, I'm happy the war is over. Quotes Peter: Lois and I are stocking up for a very special anniversary evening and I'm not sure that 5% discount was worth checking in here on Facebook. Herbert the Pervert (Non-Speaking Cameo).Dan intervenes and believes he drowns her, but when they turn their backs, she pops up again, only to be shot by their son. When Beth takes a bath, Alex confronts her in an attempt to murder her. After killing the family pet, Dan confesses to his wife Beth about the affair. However, Alex refuses to let him go and starts stalking him. When she awakens, she finds him truly dead so she stabs herself in the chest to die alongside of him.Īfter meeting in a bar, Dan and Alex have hot sex but he then returns to his family. Juliet goes to Father Lawrence and secures a potion to fake her death so she can escape and be with Romeo, but when he returns and finds her as still as death, he poisons himself. Enraged, Romeo takes the sword and kills Tybalt in return, forcong Romeo to flee for his life. However, Tybalt finds Romeo with his friends in a tavern and slays Romeo's friend, Mercutio. Outside, Romeo climbs up to Juliet's bedchamber and confesses his love, proposes to her, and she accepts. Despite a spark between the two, her cousin Tybalt finds out and challenges him to a duel, but they are kicked out by Capulet. However, Paris is disappointed that Disney won't allow any of their Hercules characters to appear despite their ownership of Family Guy.Īt a party held by her father who wishes her to marry a nobleman from the Boyardee family, Juliet meets Romeo, who is from a family they despise. Bursting in, they find a note that Paris and Helen have gone off to the Greek isles to get married with Achilles in dismay that her three fathers will be there. There, he plans to enter by making a wooden horse as a gift, until Achilles points out a beaded curtain. King Menelaus, along with his two best soldiers Achilles and ACL, pursue them to their fortress. Chris provides the wrap up by performing a scene from his favorite love story, American Pie, although he has to use a chicken pot pie because the store was out of apple, and badly burns himself in the process.Īfter the end of the Greek-Trojan War which started when Troy's chocolate mixed with Greece's peanut butter, the Trojan set sail for home, but their leader Paris has taken the Greek Queen Helen of Troy, setting off a whole new conflict. After setting a fire at a Eyes Wide Shut party when Peter farts on the candles, they move along to Fatal Attraction. Taking a moment during their romantic preparations, Peter recounts Romeo and Juliet. After their credit card is declined at the adult store, Peter and Lois steal what they can and make a run for it. While picking up some items for their anniversary at an adult bookstore, Peter recounts three well-known love stories. On Peter and Lois' anniversary, The Griffins tell three well-known love stories with Peter and Lois, playing the roles of the main characters.
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